Remember When She Could Still See the Kids? Britney Roundup

I know, every day there is a new story out about Britney and how she’s fucking things up now. I figured I might as well jump on the wagon because really no matter how much Britney stuff there is, it’s still fun. So aside from the usual flashing of vag, going to court and hitting things with her car, it seems that she has found a new way to emphasize the white trash hidden within (well it’s not so much with the hidden anymore). One of her recent episodes involved some undie shopping at a Hustler store. She found several pair of trashy underwear and went to try them on. An employee of the store told her people aren’t allowed to try on underwear, and thank god. Could you imagine the kind of people who would be rubbing their nasty, crusty cooches all over those underwear. Gross. Britney got pissed and threw a fit. She apparently pulled off the underwear she was wearing and tried on the new ones while there were around 15 other people in the store. Well, maybe this does fall under the flashing of the vag category. Anyways, US Weekly described how the incident continued.

Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"

So not only did she feel like it was okay for her to try on underwear in the middle of a store, but she stole a wig. I guess it makes sense. Her wigs haven’t been looking so good lately. So it is a new low in her life when Hustler is making her seem crusty.

Well, there is some good news. Britney has finally denied the baby rumors. Lets hope she’s not lying so that she can go on Letterman again to announce it, although it was fun to watch her try to read cue cards on camera. But seriously, she might be taking this whole white trash thing a little too far if she keeps getting herself knocked up.

She has also been named the number one searched topic on Yahoo for the year. Yeah Britney! Who needs Grammies or VMAs when the whole world is searching for pictures of your cooch? Some of her publicity has actually been focused on her music. Fresh Air on NPR recently did a review of her new album, and they gave it a pretty good review. I loved how they acted as though all of the songs were really personal to her. We all know how much she was involved in the writing process. I do, however, have to admit that I couldn’t help dancing a little to two of the songs they played. Now if only she could stop showing up twelve hours late to everything and stop humping every object she passes…