The What’s What on Project Runway

So, the fourth season of Project Runway is underway, and we’ve been introduced to a whole new group of designers. So far it seems like there are several more people who I just can’t remember than on previous seasons. Maybe this is due to the lack of drama. Whenever there is something going on, it always happens between people who I already know. WTF. I can’t truly judge and scrutinize what I can’t remember. Well, maybe I can.

First of all there is the young sassy one, Christian. He’s only 21 and looks just like Marco from Degrassi the Next Generation. His resemblance to Marco makes me hold a soft spot for him. Plus, he may be bitchy, but he is one of the only ones that is willing to make snarky comments about fellow designers. Elisa is another designer that needs to be mentioned. She is the out-there spiritual one who doesn’t believe in using sewing machines and spit marks her clothes. She seemed like she was a river lady there for amusement at first, but her recent pieces haven’t been bad. The good news about Elisa is that she seems far less abrasive than the previous characters to fit her description. Remy is another one I need to talk about, not because he’s good or talented, but because he’s creepy. He slightly resembles Nigel Barker from Top Model but is far more creepy. Who knew, right? He won the first challenge, and his dress was nice but really just looked like a toga to me. Ehhh. Victoria is next. She’s been in the top two twice now. I like her. She seems kind of like a cold-hearted bitch, but I like that in a woman. Victoria seems like a woman that would make a really great power bitch. I can see her giving out orders and smacking those who don’t comply. I like it.

On a different note, there is one person that I enjoy having around, and that is Ricky. I don’t know what I like more, his crazy stripper hats or multiple tears that fall every episode. When Ricky is on the screen I sometimes think I’m watching Top Model. Part of me hates him and thinks he should go, but then there are those hideous hats. He shouldn't last too long, but the crying is great. Sweet P and Kit are both blonde headed and slightly punk. Sweet P in the tough older version, while Kit in the younger ‘I wear lots of black with bright red lipstick everyday’ one. Both have produced some nice outfits, and Sweet P’s reactions to working with Elisa were quite entertaining. Chris is someone I could love. He’s big, gay and sassy. I loved the first episode when the designers were running toward a tent. He was yards behind but still got exactly what he wanted. I want to see more commentary with him. I think it would be fantastic. I’m liking Jack the more I get to know him. At first I didn’t think much about him, but after the last episode I started to like him and not just because he has HIV. Oh, and Jillian. Something about her irks me. That dress she made in the first episode was fugly. I wish she would go. What ev.

Tomorrow is a new episode and hopefully I will be able to have actual coherent thoughts about it. Maybe I’ll drink a bottle of wine while I watch then write about it. It might be more entertaining that way.