Why Are You Still Here

Some people pain me by putting their faces out in public and forcing me to see them far too often, so I figured I might as well have a little fun with them. This is the first round. I thought who better to start this off than the soulless Mrs. Pratt, H, Heidi or whatever.

Her current level of plastic surgery vs.



what is ultimately to come.




"I'm so wasted! OMG my nose!"



Her and Spencer's potential offspring. The gene pool isn't too deep.

I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

Normally I’m not a huge celebreatlity fan especially when it means more screen time for that horrific twosome, Heidi and Spencer, but NBC’s new show I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here may be an exception. Any show that puts media whore “celebrities” through hell has the potential to be entertaining. When you throw torturing Heidi and Spencer into the mix it could also be quite satisfying. The premise of the show is to place several celebs in a jungle environment and make them earn basic necessities. One of the show’s creators mentioned that he became aware of Heidi’s fear of having monkeys throw poop at her. Any show where she gets shit thrown at her is okay in my book. Most of the other people appearing on the show are the typical ones you would expect including Stephen Baldwin, an American Idol contestant and a female wrestler. The most colorful is Janice Dickinson who is no stranger is reality television. I’m sure she won’t disappoint in the colorfully loud and risqué areas.

New Year. New Look. New Paige.

It’s been over a year since there have been new posts, but Getting Tight is back with new pics, ramblings and more. Hopefully this will be updated on a regular basis with posts cover those random happenings that catch my eye, more drink specials and new multi-post topics like a Degrassi vs. Edgemont battle that gets updated on a weekly basis. Hope you enjoy the new Getting Tight.