Monday, June 15, 2009

Suri Cruise Flips It Good

So when she's not eating her flip flops she's flipping people off.



It's becoming a habit.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

True Blood is Back



HBO’s series True Blood is back for season 2 on June 14th. For those who haven’t seen it the show focuses on co-existence of vampires and humans in Bon Temps, Louisiana. It focuses on Sookie Stackhouse , a telepathic waitress who falls for the new vampire in town, Bill Compton. Packed full of sex, drugs, blood, mystical people and more, there is plenty to suck you in.

Why Are You Still Here

Spencer Pratt makes me want to vomit.



Terrifying, purely terrifying.

Miss California Canned… Finally


After all of the controversy surrounding the now former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, she has finally been fired from the position. It wasn’t hating on same sex marriage or posing nude that did it. No, it was violating her contract that finally led Donald Trump to give the go ahead in firing her. In a press conference Keith Lewis stated, “This was a decision based solely on contract violations. After our press conference in New York we had hoped we would be able to forge a better working relationship. However, since that time it has become abundantly clear that Carrie has no desire to fulfill her obligations under our contract and work together.” Prejean doesn’t agree with this. She told TMZ, "They don't agree with the stance that I took [on Proposition 8]. They don't like me. From day one they wanted me out and they got what they wanted." Right. That’s why they stood by her when she was speaking out against gay marriage, and then they didn’t release her when nude pictures of her surfaced, something that has always led to termination in the past. Uhhh. Maybe this means she will finally go away.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Zack Attack is Back


A couple of nights ago Mark-Paul Gosselaar appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Falon to promote his new show Raising the Bar and all of this wonderfulness took place. It's incredible!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Degrassi Goes Hollywood



I’m a huge Degrassi fan and glad to see that it’s still kickin, but Degrassi Goes Hollywood seems a little ridiculous even by Degrassi standards. First of all, I do not like seeing Marco yell at Paige like that. He better apologize. But really, when did she become famous? Apparently she is supposed to have some hills-like story line. She is the assistant to one of the characters on the show, but then gets a part in a real movie. Then there is Manny. I really hope we don’t have to hear her “act” because it is painful to watch. Apparently Jason Mewes is making a movie “Mewesical High” so it means there will be singing and over acting, and of course Manny will get to be in it. There is some Craig/Ellie stuff which could be good as long and they don’t do what has been happening for the past couple of years where there is romantic tension but everything just stays the same.

No matter what it is Degrassi so there will be some awesome Canadian teen-ness involved. I’m sure it will be fun to watch even if it does lean towards the ridiculous side. It airs sometime this summer on the N.

Much Better Than the History Books


Sure the show The Tudors may not be 100% accurate, but it is packed full of pretty people getting the axe, the sex and the King’s wrath. It gives a good basic overview of Henry the IIX’s reign while also providing plenty of soap operay goodness. Many famous faces of the UK appear on the show, one of the most famous being King Henry played by Jonathon Rhys Meyers. My personal favorite is Henry Cavill who plays the King’s good friend Charles Brandon. He’s fun to watch whether he is being carefree doing all the girls of England or once he grows up and takes on his responsibility being a duke. Either way, he’s pretty and does a good job of showing Brandon’s natural transformation into real adulthood.

The first two seasons focus primarily on the country-rattling relationship between Henry and Anne Boleyn. The season covers several years but is able to show the progression of their relationship along with Henry’s leadership. One of the best aspects of season 2 is seeing Anne’s transformation from powerful lady to queen and eventually paranoid mess.

Season three then moves on to show wives three and four. It just came to an end but season 4 has been announced. It seems that wives five and six will have their time next spring.

The Tudors may not be the show to watch if you are looking for a completely accurate historical account of Henry IIX, but if you are looking for some steamy goodness it is definitely worth watching.

Monday, June 8, 2009

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No Seriously, Get Me Out of Here



Last Tuesday I saw a clip from the Monday night's episode of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here that showed Heidi crying, complaining about how mean people are, and whining about bug bites. It seemed like maybe the show would be satisfying if that kind of thing happened. Wrong. I watched the next night's episode and it was horrifying. I got stupider by the minute from watching it. First of all, there really aren't that many bad things that happen to them. The commercials and hype about it made it seem like more things would happen. The contestants mostly sit around in the jungle and whine about random things. Secondly, Heidi and Spencer talked about Jesus the ENTIRE time. It was creepy. They kept talking about what God would want them to do. Spencer then started yelling and got hostile with one of the female contestants. Yes, that is what Jesus would do. Later he was baptized in the river by Stephen Baldwin. Yes, Stephen Baldwin. Like I said, creepy.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Paulina Strikes Back



Recently Paulina Porizkova has been speaking out about the way she was let go from over the top reality show America’s Next Top Model. Not only was she fired due to an ego problem, but she was told on her birthday. It’s hilarious to think of Tyra firing Paulina over a large ego. Has she looked at any of the other judges? There’s he ridiculously over the top Miss J who is always looking for attention is some way. Next is the “photographer” Nigel Barker who threw a hissy fit this past season because one of the contestants mentioned the most recent photo shoot was her favorite to date when he had shot them in a previous shoot. Tyra even encouraged his fit. Of course we cannot forget Tyra herself. In one of the first episodes of the season she dressed like a greek goddess and had shirtless men feed her grapes. No, no ego at all there.

Paula said the only “ego moments” she could think of were when she complained about Tyra being six hours late for judging. She also mentioned how Tyra never spoke to her unless the cameras were rolling. “I wouldn’t know [what kind of person She also mentioned how Tyra never spoke to her unless the cameras were rolling. “I wouldn’t know [what kind of person Tyra is] because all I know of her is literally when we are on set talking to each other in front of the cameras. That is the only time she would speak to me.” This seems about right. I’m sure no one else exists in that crazy world Tyra lives in. I’m sure it is a very special place.

Janice Dickinson mentioned that sounded right to her. Apparently she was offered a raise one week and then was fired the next. Unlike Dickinson, Paulina Porizkova said there is no way she will make a guest appearance in the future. Good for her. She can do a lot better than the freak show that is America’s Next Top Model.

Magical Mare Mondays

A little something to brighten up the day.